officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

(via confirmance)

useless-swedenfacts:

tsukino-png:

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

(via trust)

lukehiemings:

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

(via c-teardrops)

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

(via justbrosthings)

uptown-daft-funk:

carriethestorymaker:

66point6:

dongstomper:

*new yorker voice* bada bing

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

(via confirmance)